Homophobic Guy Wants To Fight Same-Sex Marriage By Marrying His Laptop
Sadly, you read the headline correctly.
Chris Sevier, a lawyer from Texas, has filed a lawsuit for denying him the right to marry his Mac laptop. He is doing this because he's trying to prove that marriage between a same-sex couple is equivalent to the marriage between a man and a machine. FFS.
According to him, under the U.S. Supreme Court law which allows same-sex marriage, people are now allowed to do 'morally disgusting things' like marry whomever they are attracted to, whether that be people of the same gender, or inanimate objects.
So, essentially, he's telling the courts: allow me to marry my laptop, or get rid of gay marriage. Yep, good luck with that mate.
Sevier also plans to hit twelve more states in the U.S. with this lawsuit too.
Speaking of the case, he said: "[This lawsuit] is not a matter of who's on the right side of history... This is about who is on the right side of reality. Are we just delusional?”
NO, YOU ARE YOU KNOBCHEESE.
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