This Job Advert For A Panda Impersonator Is Beyond Incredible
There's only one thing in this world as good as being a panda, and that's being a millionaire. But if you can't be a panda or a millionaire, then the third best thing this world can offer you is the job of a panda impersonator.
Yes. It's a thing. Chessington World of Adventures are advertising for a people to operate their new robotic pandas.
The lucky recruits will have to control the limbs of the metal beasts, and "must be able to sit around and act lazy for the majority of the day".
HELLO. YES. SIGN US UP.
If this sounds like all your dreams simultaneously come true, send a CV to firstname.lastname@example.org or call 0207 6936999.
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