Child Destroys $15,000 LEGO Sculpture An Hour After The Exhibition Opened
Now, we don’t have any kids, but if Harry Potter taught us anything, it’s that taking kids anywhere is a fucking nightmare (hello, talking snake, how do you do?).
If they’re not screaming, they’re hollering. If they’re not shitting themselves, they’re throwing up on your nan’s antique crockery collection. If they’re not asking annoying questions, they’re pushing over incredibly expensive artworks at an exhibition.
Yeah, that might be an oddly specific example, but how else are we meant to segue into the actual story?
A kid in China literally destroyed a $15,000 LEGO sculpture, depicting Nick (the fox) from Zootopia, no less.
“How 'literally' destroyed?” we hear you cry. Well, don’t worry, we’ll show you.
This was before.
Aaaaaaaand this is now.
PRETTY DAMN DRAMATIC ISN’T IT!?
According to the artist behind the piece, Zhao, the parents were very apologetic after the accident. Really? Very apologetic, that’s the best you get for spending three days on a (pointless yet impressive) work of art, and all you get is a few “sorries”? We’d be out for blood!
Oh well, it’ll only take him another three days to rebuild the statue… Hope he gets decent holiday pay!
Related: LEGO Backpacker
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