Let This Twitter Thread Be A Lesson To Every Tinder F**kboi
Online dating is a virtual minefield... literally!
But sometimes amidst all the mirth and misery, you can find a story so ridiculous it brings the entire world together.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is one of those stories. We'll let Lisette tell it...
So far, so like any normal Tinder date - the guy's a dick, your gf tells you to run - but things are about to take a turn for the ABSOLUTE WORST
This guy has booked in not one, not two, but THREE dates at the SAME BAR. But our heroic heroines have a cunning plan...
> WATCH: Will Dates Jazz's Sister
YOU GO GIRLS
"Do you hate me?" LOL
NO DATES FOR YOU
FIVE. FIVE DATES. AH HA HA.
> Watch: Will's Phone Date
Queens of our hearts.
> Watch: Speed date interrogation
ALREADY CUT!? WHO IS THIS GUY, AL PACINO IN THAT FILM ABOUT SUNDAYS!?
> Watch: Will Interrupts Ashley's Date
Fuck sake, mate.
Oh, why T H A N K Y O U for picking M E...
> Watch: Joel Dommett's Incredibly Romantic Date Story
P R E D A T E C O N V E R S A T I O N S
Tinder fuckbois, don't EVER fuck with us...
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