Local Newspaper Busts Woman's Elaborate Plan To Get Out Of Date
We've all asked a friend to call us mid-horrendous-date with a fake-mergency, convincing enough to free us from the clutches of the Worst Person On Tinder. The washing machine's broken and the flat's flooding? I'll be right there! Dog's swallowed ANOTHER lego brick? HOLY SHIT I'LL SEE YOU AT THE VET.
But it doesn't look like this lady from Amherst, Massacheusetts had phone reception - because her date took place up a mountain (what was wrong with Pizza hut, love? You wouldn't have had this problem if you were at Pizza Hut).
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But like the modern heroine we all need, she got creative with her excuses - and faked an ailment so bad that the police came to rescue her. Of course, this snide newspaper clipping has outed her cunning plan - but she's long gone now, 25 right swipes at least. Take a bow, unnamed woman. Take a bloody bow.
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