Meet The Girl Who's So Convinced She's A Cat That She Sleeps In A Sink
Cats have it so damn good. They just stretch out all day, eating, pooping and hating on the entire human race. It’s a dream life.
But you’re not a cat. You never will be a cat. And you probably processed that truth a very long time ago.
Which isn’t something you can say for Nano, a self-proclaimed cat-but-actually-just-a-terrible-drama-lesson-made-sentient from Oslo, Norway…
In this interview with Norwegian YouTube channel NRK P3 Verdens Rikeste Land, Nano is adamant that she is, in fact, an actual cat.
She talks of how she hates water and can communicate simply by meowing. Nano compensates for her lack of cat ears by wearing a pair of pointed ears on an Alice band.
‘I realised I was a cat when I was 16 when doctors and psychologists found out what was “the thing” with me. Under my birth there was a genetic defect,’ she says in the video.
Nano says her super-sensitive ‘cat hearing’ enables her to hear noises we humans cannot, such as ‘keys clinking in pockets’. She also sleeps in a sink, and hisses at dogs in the street.
So, you know, let her get on with it? Doesn't really matter, does it? At least she's not sending tit-pics to Tony the Tiger.
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