Modern Hero Leaves His Job At Burger King And Steals All Of The Nuggets
Did you ever know that you're our hero?
And everything we would like to be?
We can fly higher than a chicken, ba-by, because you stole these nuggets from Burger King.
TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY WORKING AT BURGER KING SO I TOOK ALL OF THEIR NUGGETS, FUCK IT pic.twitter.com/ODJZe5YgBF
— Zealot (@johnalexcorrea) January 23, 2016
Such is our tribute to the greatest man who ever lived, Zealot, who stole bags of chicken nuggets before strapping them in for a safe journey home.
But how can we live our lives like him? How can we learn from his greatness? What wisdom can he impart on the masses to teach them to live their best lives, every damn day?
just be your fucking self why the fuck do you have to worry what other people think of you or what other people do, just fucking be you
— Zealot (@johnalexcorrea) January 6, 2016
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