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Quite Simply The Most Awkward Post-Date Text Exchanges That Ever Happened

Dating: Don't do it, people.
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Wednesday, July 12, 2017 - 18:19

Being single is hard enough, but going on a painfully shite date (he spends all his money on video games AND wore a Hawaiian shirt, are you fucking KIDDING me with this, Tinder?!) can really bring you down.

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Receiving a message like this after, though? That's enough to push anyone over the edge.

From desperados who just can't get the message, to people ACTUALLY ASKING FOR THEIR MONEY BACK, we've collected up the very worst post-date text exchanges to help you stay in and watch Netflix for the rest of summer, alone, with absolutely ZERO guilt... 

The Most Awkward Post-Tinder Date Text Conversations Ever

  • Just experienced the most awkward first date of all time? At least is wasn't followed by THE MOST AWKWARD TEXT CONVERSATION OF ALL TIME, like *any* of the following. Seriously, they are all awful. Let's start with this guy, who just won't quit...
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  • Like, really.
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  • He ain't going aaaaaaaaannnnnywheeeeeere.
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  • JUST FUCK OFF NOW K?!
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  • Or how about this person, who kindly needs to leave and never come back.
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  • *Facepalm*
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  • This, I just cannot even deal with, like, people are just SO SHIT IT'S UNBELIEVABLEEEEEE
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  • OK this one is just too fucking funny
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  • Sorry J-dog.
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  • Christ.
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