Shrek Is Running For President And He's Not Very Liberal
If there's one thing that remains underrepresented in the political circles of 2016, it's ogres. Sure, they're kind of ugly and stinky, but ogres are like onions. They have layers, you know?
Which is why we're bloody thrilled to announce that Shrek is running in the 2016 campaign to become president... of Far, Far Away. Which to us is technically America, right guys?
Anyway, we're deeply upset by the fact that Shrek seems to be a bit... well, Tory (or Republican to you Yanks).
"I'm not an elf, why should I waste my money on elf insurance?" he says. BECAUSE SOCIALISM, SHREK. BECAUSE SOCIALISM.
Thankfully, he goes on to criticise his rival Fairy Godmother for only caring about the 1%, aka "folks who have magical powers". Lovely.
Side note: why the heck is Shrek's voice so posh? THIS IS NOT SHREK'S VOICE.
Anyway, vote Shrek, we guess. We're all screwed either way.
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