Student Rediscovers Disturbing Book Of Love Letters To SpongeBob Square Pants
We all did weird sh*t as children. Maybe you walked around naked and smothered yourself in Nutella, maybe you captured a team of ladybirds and made them live under your bed, maybe you cut off your sibling's hair and took it to school every day for a month. Maybe you did all of these things at the same time. Maybe you are a psychopath, yeah.
Regardless, you ain't got nothing on this dude.
He loved Spongebob Square Pants SO much, he penned the character a letter.
And then another one.
And another. And...
Don't worry, he's just as freaked out as you:
OKAY WHAT IS THIS???? I WAS SO MENTALLY UNSTABLE WHO HAS A SPONGEBOB DIARY WTF pic.twitter.com/jXhIf0hVH1
— jr (@JackkRowee) June 28, 2016
Scared to sleep tonight? Imagine being the dude who did this and having no recollection of it. Now *that's* a terrifying thought...
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