The Best Responses To David Cameron Being 'Trapped In Wealth'
Today, a column was published which claimed that David Cameron is "trapped in wealth", in the same way many citizens of the UK are trapped in poverty. Poor guy. We hope he recovers soon.
Charles Moore speaks... pic.twitter.com/NbvMtIMPAc
— Bella Caledonia (@bellacaledonia) April 11, 2016
After photos of the article went viral, Twitter users responded to the claim as they usually do. Brilliantly (and rudely, very rudely):
.@David_Cameron sorry to hear about you being trapped in wealth mate. I got stuck in a lift at a posh hotel once so I know how you feel.
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) April 11, 2016
People trapped in wealth have had a huge amount of prejudice to deal with - remember when Pulp did that song.
— ~ (@daniel_barker) April 11, 2016
Being trapped in wealth for rich people:
Having too much money
Being trapped in wealth for normal people:
Getting locked in a waitrose
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) April 11, 2016
If Cameron is trapped in wealth, his tax dealings suggest he has Stockholm Syndrome. https://t.co/BmbNwpHYts
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) April 11, 2016
We're just over here, like:
When you read that rich people can get trapped in wealth. pic.twitter.com/IHmSQp1LAR
— Captain Kidd (@kidd_kong78) April 11, 2016
Ours too. God rest their souls:
My thoughts and prayers are with all those who are trapped in wealth. #PrayForThoseTrappedInWealth
— Ian Power (@IHPower) April 11, 2016
Help me Charles Moore I'm trapped in wealth pic.twitter.com/s48yoc58Gy
— Giles Dilnot (@reporterboy) April 11, 2016
Please help raise awareness of the plight of those trapped in wealth by laughing uproariously.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) April 11, 2016
We hear ya:
"What's that Skippy?
"There's a man trapped in a well?"
"Oh... trapped in wealth?"
"Not sure that's going to be a relatable episode Skippy"
— Rob Manuel (@robmanuel) April 11, 2016
Cameron: Trapped in wealth
Hunt: Trapped in the old boys network
Gove: Trapped in the 1800's
Osborne: Trapped in a human skinsuit
— Barry (@QuantumPirate) April 11, 2016
It's a problem many of us face:
David Cameron became trapped in wealth when he was unable to climb out of his swimming pool filled with gold sovereigns. Someone call 999
— Andrew Dunn (@AnndraADunn) April 11, 2016
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