The Funniest Poems To Read On #WorldPoetryDay
It's #WorldPoetryDay! Celebrate by reading a load of the funniest poems, as tweeted by our favourite internet stars.
Poem#116. An ant wrote on his CV that he'd carried a piano. He IMPLIED that he'd carried it alone. (36).
— Tim Key (@TimKeyPoet) December 11, 2009
— Tim Key (@TimKeyPoet) October 2, 2014
— Tim Key (@TimKeyPoet) March 11, 2015
— Tim Key (@TimKeyPoet) October 3, 2014
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) March 21, 2016
Limmy - a poem x (-; pic.twitter.com/H8YkwcfL2f
— GINA (@_giorgiamorris) November 4, 2014
can be a poem
if you just
keep hitting enter
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 21, 2016
"My one regret"
The hedgehog said,
this water bed".#NationalPoetryDay
— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) October 2, 2014
Went for a walk
Saw a hawk
Squeezed its nork
Made it squawk
Saw a crow
Where did it go?
I don't know #NationalPoetryDay
— trouteyes (@trouteyes) October 2, 2014
My dearest paracetamol,
A mystery to me
Why sometimes you cost £1.10
But sometimes 20p
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) March 21, 2016
Today it is #WorldPoetryDay.
Everyone tries to be a Bard.
With only 140 characters to write a verse that makes sense,
it's really bloody har
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) March 21, 2016
i don't care
the sun's not there
i didn't bother
to save my eye
watched it later
saw it on Sky#WorldPoetryDay
— Boothby Graffoe (@boobygraffoe) March 21, 2015
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