This Alleged Criminal Has The Funniest Name Ever
A man has been arrested after he allegedly assaulted a police officer.
And that man's name is...
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop
— TriCityHerald (@TriCityHerald) February 2, 2016
He was born with the name Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, but changed it in 2011. And for some reason he picked Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop.
He allegedly attacked a policeman, after he was caught ripping fliers down from a library and will appear before the court again on February 16th.
We don't envy the people on the jury, who will have to resist laughing every time his name is mentioned.
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