This Giant Sparkly Piñata Cake Has A Hidden (Edible) Secret

Friday, December 23, 2016 - 10:16

We love cake, you love cake, everyone frickin loves cake. But when it's rolled in sparkly glitter? We can barely find words.

Cosmopolitan.com

Wait, come back, don't run to the bakery just yet - weve more to talk about.

Cosmopolitan made a pink glittery dessert with a hidden secret and we can hardly take it. We're bursting to tell you.

It's a piñata. As in, crack it open and there's fun stuff inside.

Fun ~edible~ stuff. WATCH AND WEEP, PEOPLE:

90S-THEMED BIRTHDAY CAKES THAT'LL TAKE YOU BACK

90s Themed Birthday Cakes You'll Definitely Still Want Now

This cake's life would be even shorter than our poor Tamagotchi's.

instructables.com

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So. Many. Feelings.

virallysocial.com

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This year, we hope you complete Rainbow Road.

sandyscakery.com

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We'll be there for you, when you have cake no more.

pinimg.com

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Gotta munch 'em all.

dorkly.com

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God creates cakes. People destroy cakes.

thecakemamas.com

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The moral of The Hungry Caterpillar - surely to eat this cake in one go.

caketheater.com

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The Rainbow Fish, he looks delish.

honeycombscookies.wordpress.com

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Maybe this'll be the year Postman Pat turns up to deliver your birthday cards.

pinimg.com

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Because what was the 90s without gunge?

caketopiatampabay.com

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Not gonna lie, we'd still love it if someone bought us a Barbie cake.

bakeyourday

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We'd wrestle an alligator for this Jumanji cake.

trejkitchen.wordpress.com

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Brum, Brum, we bet you taste yum.

occasioncakes.com

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Finish this and you'll look like The Fat Controller (but a very happy one).

emilyadkinsschwartzkopf Pinterest

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We let our heart decide on this cake.

weheartit

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We're gonna eat this, then buy an actual lava lamp.

jamiegillispietuner pinterest

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I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!

birthdayexpress.com

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Chillin out maxin', relaxin' all cool.

aux.tv

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Here's a cake, but your Hogwarts letter's still in the post. Probably.

sweetsensation.co.uk

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I do not like them, Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham. But I do like this cake.

cakesbyruthie pinterest

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What doesn't kill you makes you smaller (maybe not if you eat the *whole* thing).

cakepicturegallery

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Uhhhhhhhhhh. Feeeeeelingsssssss.

cakemebaby.co.uk

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Go go, Power Rangers!

sugarsweetcakesandtreats.com

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Zig-a-zig-aeerrreeee you gonna finish that?

Lisa Salerno

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We'd take this cake to infinity and beyond.

Cakes by Nichola

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Spyro <3

Cakes by Nichola

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This isn't just a Sabrina The Teenage Witch Cake. It's a Sabrina The Teenage Witch: Spellbound PC Game cake.

elysianinwonderland flickr user

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When I wake up in the morning...

Kailey Shannon Pinterest

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D'ohnt you want another slice?

Dolce Luna

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Hey, football head!

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We want a B-I-G slice, please.

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MEMORIES.

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Be kind, rewind.

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Daria-re you gonna eat that?

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Those were the days.

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Accidental Penis Cakes That Look Far Too Tasty

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Marge penis

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4th Of July penis

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Baseball penis

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Big Bird penis

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Princess penis

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Clown penis

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Butterfly (apparently) penis

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Peppa penis

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Seriously, Peppa is a giant penis

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HOW HAVE WE NEVER NOTICED THIS BEFORE

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Yoda('s) penis

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Carrot penis

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Turtle penis

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Turkey penis #2. *Now* we have something to be thankful for...

Foap.com

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And right after that? Christmas penis, of course.

Cakewrecks.com

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