This Kid Waited Seven Years To Deliver The Punchline Of His Joke And It Was So Worth It
He's the boy with 105,000 retweets on just three tweets. He's the boy with 6,000 followers who only follows one account. He's the boy who waited seven years to deliver the punchline of the best joke on the internet.
Who is he? Marcus Lepage, a man even more awesome than his name.
It all started in 2009, when Marcus shared his first ever tweet on his account - simple, yes, but effective? Most definitely.
Going to sleep
— Marcus (@MarcusLepage) April 27, 2009
Almost exactly seven years later, Marcus came back to update us on the situation with the now immortal words:
Fuck, I slept in
— Marcus (@MarcusLepage) April 12, 2016
That, my friends, is how a hero is born.
But in case you think his fleeting comedy career is over before it's begun, don't worry: he's set us up for another wild ride.
Long day! Going back to sleep
— Marcus (@MarcusLepage) April 13, 2016
See you back here in seven years.
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