This Thief Left A Weirdly Polite Note For The Police
Usually, when criminals know the police are after them, they try to avoid them at all costs. And usually, when people make mistakes, they avoid who they wronged at all costs. Not this thief. This thief stands out from run-of-the-mill looters, because he's the one trying to get in touch with the police - and for that we (kind of?) salute him.
Stealing stuff, eh? This is not a despicable act that best suits the cold, hard delivery of a text message ('Lol m8 ur duMpeD'), nor a casual 'Yooooo, I nicked a slice of your bread, I'll replace it tonight' Facebook message. Whatever this guy allegedly stole (and we're still not sure what) called for face-to-face interaction, so the thief left his personal mobile number.
The letter reads: ‘Ok – call me and I will come down and sort whatever out! After I finish work is best... So yes, just call me. Thanks.’
What a decent bloke! So dedicated is he, that he won't even skive off looting duties to go and chat to his new pals, the po po. #Lifegoals.
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