This Woman Found A Weasel In Her Lunch And It's Unbearably Sad
Every other month, someone will find a frog in their ASDA iceberg lettuce, or mistake a minging Chicken Zinger burger for an elephant ball sack, and everyone goes batshit insane.
The images spread across social media; people vow to never eat at those places again, and the brands' social media managers commit seppuku at their keyboards. 2 days later it is forgotten. We eat on.
Except not this time. Because this time it's a weasel.
Rifat Asghar, a 42-year-old nurse from Yorkshire, found the morbid mustela in her supermarket salad lunch. She said she had been traumatised by the experience and now has to spend extra time and money preparing her food.
“It has caused me a lot of trauma. I initially thought it was a mouse, and for about a week afterwards I had weird dreams about mice coming out my mouth.
That sounds rubbish.
Still, is anyone saddened by the image of the dead critter above? Well hold tight: we're about to make you bawl.
Do you know what scientists call the weasels that are indigenous to the UK? 'Least Weasels'.
We've done a little bit of research, and we still can't figure out why our weasels are any less weasel than foreign weasels. God knows what it's done to their self-esteem – weasels are a smart, noble breed, and it's simply not on.
For shame, science. For shame.
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