Unicorn Macarons 100% Exist And They're Beyond Magical
Look, we like unicorns as much as the next infantilised millennial, k, they're cute and sparkly and hella more exciting than tax returns, vegetables and rectal examinations.
But we *might* draw the line pretty soon. First it was unicorn cupcakes.
Then came unicorn coffee.
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Hell, we got on board with unicorn tacos, because look at that shit:
And mythical creature milkshakes looked pretty good, too.
Today brings us unicorn macarons.
GIVEAWAY CLOSED Thank you guys so much for 40k!! I wish I could give every single one of you a Unicorn Poop Macaron! And I want to say thank you, so let's do a GIVEAWAY!!! All you have to do to enter is tag a friend you'd share some Fluffë with & I'll be announcing the winners on Snapchat, so you kind of need to follow me over there @ fluffesnap if you wanna know if you won!👻 + Follow @natehunt for an extra entry I have no idea what I'll be giving away or how many winners there will be, but you've got to be in it to win it right!? Open to everyone, WORLDWIDE!
So, they're typically pastel-coloured anyway, so in the world of unicorn foodstuffs this isn't the most out there. But is it the straw that broke the unicorn's back?
Do we REALLY need this much food colouring in our lives (and our guts?)
Next it'll be unicorn barf, ffs.
Then what'll they do, huh?! Unicorn poop?!
Might as well dissect the godamn creatures and shove 'em in a tin. Would save everyone some time.
That's it, we're done. If you need us we'll be in the corner with a green smoothie and a rice cracker contemplating the dark future ahead of us all. Neigh, humbug.
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