Unicorn Macarons 100% Exist And They're Beyond Magical
Look, we like unicorns as much as the next infantilised millennial, k, they're cute and sparkly and hella more exciting than tax returns, vegetables and rectal examinations.
But we *might* draw the line pretty soon. First it was unicorn cupcakes.
Then came unicorn coffee.
Freaking out over these juice based lattés~ 🦄 latté & cider latté are def starting our 2017 off right _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ #unicornlatte #infatuationnyc #thend #swirl #coffee #coffeelover #coffeebreak #coffeenclothes #caffeine #caffeineaddict #caffelatte #caffeinefix #aesthetic #nyc #nycoffee #coffeeeee #theend #theendbrooklyn
Hell, we got on board with unicorn tacos, because look at that shit:
And mythical creature milkshakes looked pretty good, too.
Today brings us unicorn macarons.
GIVEAWAY CLOSED Thank you guys so much for 40k!! I wish I could give every single one of you a Unicorn Poop Macaron! And I want to say thank you, so let's do a GIVEAWAY!!! All you have to do to enter is tag a friend you'd share some Fluffë with & I'll be announcing the winners on Snapchat, so you kind of need to follow me over there @ fluffesnap if you wanna know if you won!👻 + Follow @natehunt for an extra entry I have no idea what I'll be giving away or how many winners there will be, but you've got to be in it to win it right!? Open to everyone, WORLDWIDE!
So, they're typically pastel-coloured anyway, so in the world of unicorn foodstuffs this isn't the most out there. But is it the straw that broke the unicorn's back?
Do we REALLY need this much food colouring in our lives (and our guts?)
Next it'll be unicorn barf, ffs.
Then what'll they do, huh?! Unicorn poop?!
Might as well dissect the godamn creatures and shove 'em in a tin. Would save everyone some time.
That's it, we're done. If you need us we'll be in the corner with a green smoothie and a rice cracker contemplating the dark future ahead of us all. Neigh, humbug.
INSANE HAIR TRENDS THAT MAKE YOURS LOOK SHIT:
21 Insane Hair Trends That Took Over 2016
1 of 21
2 of 21
3 of 21
5 of 21
7 of 21
8 of 21
9 of 21
10 of 21
11 of 21
12 of 21
13 of 21
14 of 21
15 of 21
16 of 21
17 of 21
18 of 21
19 of 21
20 of 21
21 of 21
QUIZ: How Much Are You Going To Enjoy The Bank Holiday Weekend?
Take the test now...
QUIZ: How Should You Spend Your Bank Holiday?
Let us help you decide...
The 8 Types Of Bank Holiday People You Definitely Know
“Oh, you know, the usual.”
The Rick & Morty 'Rickmobile' Is Touring America With Exclusive New Merch And We're So Jel
He's got goodies!
Meet An Impractical Joker! Murr Spills UK Locations For Book Launch Tour
*Books train tickets immediately*
The Prince Is Still Fresh! Will Smith's Back With A Brand New Rap
Prince Of Bel Air. KING of rap.
Will Smith Is Working On A Song For The World Cup And We Need To Hear This RN
We hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Ru Paul's Drag Queens Reading Cher's Tweets Slays Our LIFE
Watch this, okuuuuuuur?!
A Definitive Guide To The Funniest Royal Wedding Memes
Brb, just googling 20-something single Princes...
Jennifer Aniston & Tig Notaro To Play POTUS & FLOTUS In Awesome Netflix Movie
Make America gay again.
Royal Wedding Memes You Need To See Before The Novelty Wears Off
Brb, just googling 20something single Princes...
21 Years Later, Notherners Spot Their Fave English Tea In Friends
Didn't tea that one coming...
Today In 'Obvs' News: Friends Tops The List Of Most Popular 90s Sitcoms
Proud, but not surprised.
The Friends Finale Just Turned 14 And Fans Are Not Chill
It was the most watched television episode of the 2000s.
Will Smith Posts Tearjerking Video On How He Became The Fresh Prince
"The moral of the story is always say yes... and listen to your girlfriend."
Kanye West Is Obsessed With Rick And Morty, Which Makes A Lot Of Sense, Actually
"Poopity scoop" takes on a whole new meaning.
STOP EVERYTHING, OKURRRR! Primark Now Sell RuPaul Clothing
All you need to sashay away...
Courteney Cox Proves She Knows Friends Inside Out In Vintage Interview
Years later, she still knew the show better than you do!
Stop Everything! Deliveroo Just Launched A 'Regina Phalange' Meat Trifle Pop Up
Avengers Fans Find The Infinity Stones Hidden In Friends All Along
Thanos didn't actually need to look too far...