What Does Your Favourite Emoji Say About You?
In the beautiful modern age, our language has adapted to suit our needs. By which we mean, there are now so many different types of trains emojis to let you express yourself in whatever way you like.
Sweaty? Horny? Grimacing? Feeling like a burrito? There’s an emoji for that!
But what does your most used emoji say about you? Let us enlighten you.
Loudly Crying FaceYour friends think you’re joking but actually you’re quite upset by some of the group chat rinses and you think maybe they should be a bit kinder. It’s not cool to joke about your dead grandma, okay? No matter how weird her beard was.
Grinning FaceMainly you have very little to say to most of the people that message you, so instead of blanking them or saying “okay,” you just send them a little emoji to show you’re not mad but also that you don’t care anymore.
Smiling Face With Heart-Shaped EyesEverything is lovely. You love your friends. That new Ke$ha track is lovely. Your boyfriend’s new profile pic is beautiful. The world is full of happiness and you love it. Global warming? Not your problem. Structural inequalities? Will eventually get sorted. The increasing sense that your life is meaningless and that the damp in your room might be making you ill? NO TIME FOR IT.
TacoYOU JUST LOVE TACOS OKAY?
Face With Tears Of JoyYou just wanna have a laf! You love a cheeky Nandos! You can be savage in the group chat! You secretly yearn for a life companion who you can grow and learn with to relieve the crushing weight of loneliness and ennui but you find romantic relationships difficult to manage and struggle to see a future where you’ll be happy. Bants!
Aubergine[winky face emoji]
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