Britain Panics As Massive Ball Of Gas Appears In The Sky
Had you ventured outdoors without a coat, an umbrella, gloves, a scarf, a hat AND two pairs of moisture-wicking thermal socks merely a WEEK ago, you'd face pure tyranny from your associates.
"Aren't you COLD?! They've given hail every single day for the foreseeable future, you know!"
"No, Jill, I'm FINE", you'd insist through chattering teeth.
Well, your moment has come, sunshine. Britain is predicted to be hotter than both Italy and Spain this week, and everyone is losing their cool. Both literally and figuratively.
Hit us up if you know...
Something to bear in mind.
Ain't nothin' like it!
Anyone who wants to be snarky can apply this knowledge accordingly. Ta.
But with the sun comes pollen and you know what that means.
This is a formal warning. Hayfever is now active throughout our community. What a time to be allergic to GRASS.
It's just rude tbh.
Should probably call the boss and let them know...
To save you the effort, here are 8 things we are NOT looking forward to this summer:
Why Summer Is Actually Not Worth The Hype
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