21 Unforgiveable Crimes Against Tea

When your cuppa has these weird oily bits floating in it. WHAT ARE THEY AND HOW DID THEY GET THERE?

When you miscalculate the amount of fluids that fit in your mug, but refuse to make another one.

When you dice with death and dunk your biscuit for *three seconds* too long.

When there’s most definitely too much milk and not enough tea.

When you spill some tea on the saucer and then you have to deal with a dripping mess every time you want to take a sip.

When you find something floating in your brew.

Or worse, when you drink your tea and find something gross at the bottom of the cup.

When your mug breaks and the tea goes everywhere but your mouth.

When the pot is terribly designed and doesn't pour tea properly.

When the tea bag rips and the leaves go everywhere.

Or when the tea bag has holes in it.

When you buy a tea while you’re en route and they give you THIS.

When you find a tea bag with no tea in it.

When you drop a sugar packet in your brew.

When the string breaks :'(

Or when the tea bag falls into the brew, STRING AND ALL.

When the strainer doesn’t fit into the pot.

When you add milk and it's gone off. What a waste.

When you accidentally add milk to fruit tea.

When you forget to put the tea in, in the first place.

When your tea doesn’t brew properly cuz you waited too long, took a chance with luke warm water and damn, that shit wasn't good enough.