23 Funny Urban Dictionary Entries

When you can't blaze it :(

See also: shit truck.

End austerity 2k16.

Carpe diem.

Old 'un, but a good 'un.

The P.I. moms.

Why Aren't Millennials Buying Diamonds?

Doing it as we speak... Don't tell our boss!

Hi, grandma!

The interaction between the one who dealt it and the one who smelled it.

Dude... BRO.

Bro-NO.

UNFRIENDING.

See: Justine Sacco.

We're all guilty of this one.

Excuse me sir, do you have some dust? Some Taylor Swift?

Yikes.

How to approach a girl on her iPhone? You don't.

Us, in every meeting, always.

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

*Christian ultra-fundamentalist screams in the background*

R.I.P. me.

Well played, Urban Dictionary. Well played.