24 Reasons To Be Wary Of Dihydrogen Monoxide

Dihydrogen Monoxide is one of the greatest threats to humanity right now. DHMO is highly addictive, has killed millions, and its presence in the atmosphere can lead to storms, floods, & slipping on smooth floors. Here are some reasons to be fearful.

Can't trust the labels.

IT BURNS!

Think of the environment...

Maybe it's time to stop putting off that enema.

Don't fall victim to double standards.

Disgusting.

GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!

How can this be legal?

#BoycottCoffee.

Walter White wouldn't even touch it.

#NotEvenOnce.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

Not safe for space, not safe for Earth.

And Jesus knew what he was doing.

Would you consume bleach!?

Stay safe when Pokéhunting.

Not even companies take DHMO seriously.

Email your MPs.

Ask them to debate the sale of DMHO in Parliament.

Because seriously...

This can't continue.

We have to stop the spread of DHMO.

Because, trust me, a storm's coming.