Badass facts about the Queen: She's got two birthdays! April 21st is her real one, but her OFFICIAL celebrations are in early June.
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She doesn't need a passport to go abroad. Presumably, she doesn't need to step through metal detectors either, or try and fit a big Colgate into one of those little bags.
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Not only is she the only surviving royal to serve in WW2, she was also the only female member to do so! YASS QUEEN
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She's a trained mechanic. During WW2, she was described thusly: "Princess Elizabeth, honorary second subaltern, ATS, is now a competent mechanic, and proud of the fact."
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If you have a swan in your bedroom - and judging by the sweat on your brow, we suspect you do - set it free. Our majesty legally owns all of the swans in this fine land.
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She did this once. Awesome.
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She's been riding horses since the age of 4. Have you tried riding a horse recently? That shit hurts. SHE MUST HAVE A PELVIS OF STEEL
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A lot of people called her a Bond Girl after the Olympics, but come on: he's a Queen Boy if anything. Although that makes him sound like a flamboyant child, which incidentally would improve the Bond films monumentally.
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She definitely, irrevocably, 100% parachuted into the Olympics.
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