"To atone for his actions my Dad built Tom a sturdy vessel. It in no way makes up for what he did, but it was a pretty bad ass boat."
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"Complete with sail and ornament."
2 of 6
"The boat was named SS Boobies because Tom loved titties, one of the reasons he lived so long, just to watch people shower."
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"The day has come for his send off, my sister has a decent drainage ditch outside her place so We did it there. His platform was built entirely out of matches. Another reason my dad crafted the boat ... He's a bit of a pyro"
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"All covered up and ready for fire."
5 of 6
"Rest in Paradise sweet Tom. You will be missed by many."
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