11 Utterly Insane Pimp My Ride Transformations

BEFORE: 1955 Chevy Bel Air

AFTER: "It has a CD player, DVD player and a brand new Delphi satellite radio!"

BEFORE: Chevrolet 'Luv Truck' 67

AFTER: Still Not Gettin' No Luv Truck. "These neon lights right here dance to the beat of the music."

BEFORE: 1968 Chevy Chevelle

AFTER: The lean, green, hope-nobody's-seen-machine. "When we got your car key it was like a big Smurf. It had blue rims on it. Now we've hooked you up with candy green. We also got you a state of the art Samsung X flip phone."

BEFORE: 1965 Chevy El Camino

AFTER: Home entertainment cistern. "We hooked you up with a sweet metallic purple and we set the front end on fire with these flames. We know you like to tailgate, but what's the point if you can't watch the game? We hooked you up with a satellite dish."

BEFORE: 1998 Plymouth Grand Voyager Expresso

AFTER: Whatever this is."We know you're into jeans, so we hooked the whole interior up with denim and black suede."

BEFORE: Mitsubishi Mirage '87

AFTER: PURPLE, ZXIBIT? PURPLE? "But check this out. Say you want to record something off the radio? You can record it on your 8-track tape player."

BEFORE: 1968 Volkswagen Bug

AFTER: Oh Christ. "You got waterproof speakers! And they're connected to your Nano IPod."

BEFORE: 1987 Chevy K 5 Blazer

AFTER: Tie Dye nightmare. "We customised your mud-flaps with 7-inch monitors, dawg!"

BEFORE: 1986 Toyota Van LE

AFTER: An E-grade in GCSE art. "You got an Intel Pentium 4 PC right here in your car for homework."

Oh and here's the inside. Disco fever, followed by disco flu, followed by disco death.