Unicorn products that'll make you sick in your mouth a little bit

You know unicorns were drunk all the time, right?

You may have noticed the recent 'unicorn' trend. Unicorn lattes. Rainbow snot toasties. You name it, it unicorns. It was cute at first, sure, but is anyone else, well, fucking sick of it? Here's everything a unicorn's thrown up on so far...

Unicorn lattes. Ok so we *do* kind of want to try one, seeing as the colouring's vegan...

Unicorn tacos. Admit it, they're hella cute.

Unicorn cereal. Alriiiight, this would be a good start to the day...

Actual unicorn hair. Hella dumb (but kinda hella tempting?)

Unicorn pancakes. Yep, we'd stack these up real nice.

And we can't lie and say we wouldn't visit a unicorn cafe if it was in our area.

Now, these look like they'd make you shit rainbows, and how can that be a bad thing?

And cupcakes are always tasty so we're not *too* offended by these...

Unicorn wedding cake. See previous.

Unicorn bark is a little more obscure, but hey, it's still sugar...

I don't know what it is, but I still want it in my Christmas stocking

And you just know you'd get a billion likes on Insta for unicorn toast.

Unicorn meringue. Yeahhhhh we'd eat this as well, who are we kidding

DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT THIS

Unicorn ice cream. Yep. We're into it.

Who wouldn't want this on their hands, though?

These unicorn stick things have been around forever, don't even try to pretend you're all trendy

Unicorn poop cookies. Ok now we're just pissed off, this is getting silly.

Are you having a fucking laugh mate

The world is not all sparkles and rainbows, you must know this

Stop trying to make unicorn everything happen, it's never going to happen

OMFG NO

STOP

ARGHHHH

MY EYYYEEEEES

PLEAAAASE

OK dis kinda cute

OH FFS

HOW UNDIGNIFIED

I HATE MY LIFE

OK, I'm begging you now

Think of the children

We'll all be happier if we just stop

I will never sleep again

:(

:'( :'(

WHYYYYY

BRB, killing self