Long before the days of iPhones and app stores, Nokia released the N-Gage, a mobile phone/handheld gaming console hybrid. The problem was that the screen wasn't big enough for playing games and making calls felt a bit like lifting a pastie to your ear.
The USB Finger Dance Mat ambitiously attempted to bring a disco to your fingertips. Pop the device into your computer and away you go. Sadly, it didn't catch on, and the gadget was discontinued as quickly as you can say "Night Fever"
Not sure we really need to explain what the Remote Wrangler was intended to do; the picture says it all. This thing - silly as it looks - actually could have come in handy for those all-day Friends marathons, but we don't think it made it to shelves.