How The Internet Reacted To The Guy Who Banged A McChicken
You probably know the story by now. It's a classic boy-meets-McChicken-bangs-McChicken-trends-on-Facebook tale.
Yes, somewhere out there some unfortunate young fellow stuck his dick between the buns of a chicken burger from McDonald's, recorded the encounter, then let the footage fall into the wrong hands.
Those hands put the video on Twitter, where it went viral AF. Because people are terrible.
Things really blew up when #McChicken trended on Facebook, which had recently replaced its human workers with an algorithm to discover what trends on the internets. BIG MISTAKE, ZUCKERBERG.
Facebook so late with the McChicken stuff...and everything tbh pic.twitter.com/iDqQkTFz5p
— Amanda Alcantara (@radicallatina) August 29, 2016
And so innocent folk around the world stumbled upon a horrible, horrible vision they had never asked for, and responded accordingly.
Some made a joke out of the whole thing
Your Girlfriend is out of town and this McChicken gives you this look, what do you do? pic.twitter.com/pl2lKgiFXI
— The Anime Bible✌ (@TheAnimeBible) August 29, 2016
Because if you don't want to cry, all you can do is laugh
WHEN YOU ASK YOUR GIRL FOR A THREESOME AND SHE BRINGS A MCDOUBLE INSTEAD OF A MCCHICKEN pic.twitter.com/CRkSTOEYN9
— NO CHILL (@NoChillPosts) August 30, 2016
There were pop culture parallels
— Raylo ✍🏽 (@Powerful) August 29, 2016
And sweet new merch
— DRE. (@DeondreLamont) August 28, 2016
Though most just expressed their immediate regret at watching the video
— Hold Me Down Rey (@ReynaLush) August 29, 2016
— 3Kewl5Uu (@taniah22) August 29, 2016
— Lightfire Photo (@lightfirerob) August 29, 2016
I really shouldn't have clicked on the McChicken hashtag. pic.twitter.com/sqqkNGhrGs
— FangirlPrime (@fangirl_utopia) August 28, 2016
Fortunately, if you're ever looking for your own between-the-buns-experience, you're now fully covered
Be an educated consumer. pic.twitter.com/bJ0b6hbITS
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) August 30, 2016
God speed, McChicken man. May you live to tell a thousand more tales.
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