There's Now A Netflix To Help You Sleep And Yes It's Called Napflix
Has the tech bubble burst yet? If not, the advent of a website that rips off Netflix and plays terrible videos to help people sleep surely serves as a harbinger of impending doom.
That's right, there's a new site called Napflix that aims to "make entertainment boring" and features such hits as "The Walking Chicken", a one-hour Minecraft animation described as "Walk, walk and walk."
It calls itself a 'Siesta Video Platform' and even hosts original content such as a recording of a trip on the New York City subway.
According to the site's about section:
"We all know the feeling of insomnia. Your body wants to sleep but your mind is still awake and active. So how can we steady up our mind.
"Napflix is a video platform where you can find the most silent and sleepy content selection to relax your brain and easily fall asleep.
"Taking siesta to next level."
That's right, people, we're talking next level siestas, here.
And they're brought to you by such ZZZ-enhancers as:
The nefarious den of misdeeds that is a 1960s Tupperware factory
A truck simulator set in Hungary, minus the simulation
The old rain and thunder video but with the thunder removed, so just relax OK
Conspiracy theories presented as fact by slyly using the word "seem"
Truly, if this is a success, the world is meaningless.
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