16 Incredibly Inappropriate Christmas Decorations
Christmas is a time for eating, drinking, sharing and caring. And strangely sexual decorations, some light research tells us.
Check out this lovely sperm and egg bauble, presumably made to remind us all that something magical could happen (or to wear protection and make sure it definitely fucking doesn't, so help you God).
Here's a collection of the sauciest Santas, knobbiest Noels and most festive of fannies on the market. You are very welcome...
The Rudest Christmas Decorations In Existence
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