23 Unfortunate Things Every Londoner Experienced At Least Once In Their Life
1. Sat next to someone on the tube who was eating take out.
2. Had a stranger start a conversation with them.
3. Couldn't locate any Prets nearby.
4. Had to deal with a Boris bike.
5. Saw Boris Johnson on a bike.
6. Got elbowed in the head getting off the tube.
7. Was forced to go on Rightmove and grovel for a flat in Zone 5.
8. Traveled in a train so crowded they couldn’t even reach their phone to skip a song.
9. Dressed appropriately for the weather outside, but ended up sweating buckets using the underground.
10. Witnessed their favourite new place get too popular and crowded.
11. The Northern line.
12. Contemplated asking the bartender about his range of finance options to pay for your pint.
13. Excavated black snot after a long day of commuting.
14. Walked 10k by mistake.
15. Fell in love with someone on the tube and considered writing into Rush Hour Crush.
16. Endured Oxford Circus at rush hours.
17. Travelled 2h+ to see a mate.
18. Came back home on a night bus.
19. Found their overpriced mac’n’cheese from a pop-up in Shoreditch had kale in it.
20. Changed at Bank.
21. Forgot their headphones.
22. Had to deal with someone changing lanes going up to the ticket barrier.
23. Travelled anywhere South of the Thames.
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