Weird

A Free McDonald's Vending Machine Has Come To Save Your Soul

Is this real life?

Thursday, January 26, 2017 - 09:49

Look, life's a bit shit at the moment. It's January, there's a giant Wotsit in a blond wig comandeering the news, there's toxic smog coming to kill us all, and it's been SO FUCKING LONG SINCE PAY DAY WE MIGHT DIE.

Say what?! A Big Mac ATM machine, where you can order real Big Macs, is coming to the Pru/Copley on January 31st. https://t.co/fjMZcrLpr7 pic.twitter.com/MGRxplpsRI

— BostonTweet (@BostonTweet) January 24, 2017

But over in Boston, USA, McDonald's is doing great work. Aside from the stellar nugget production (never stop, Maccers, never stop) they've created a FREE vending machine dispensing FREE burgers. FREEEEEEEEEE!

Grab a FREE special sauce at Doncaster Westfield from our special sauce vending machine! #macitbetter pic.twitter.com/7dTH9DnIlS

— McDonald's Australia (@maccas) February 12, 2015

It's not the first time they've pulled such a stunt, and the people are lovin' it. This is almost as great as the time some genius built a nugget machine out of Lego.

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Instead, the infinite world of pop-up restaurants and new hip lunch places is full of these... Whatever this is.

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Does no-one respect the sanctity of eating now?

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It’s a pandemic, people.

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Honestly, when the “plate” is bigger than the meal, you know something’s not right.

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How do they wash it? OMG, DO THEY EVEN WASH IT???

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TFW when your restaurant ordered too many candle holders and doesn’t know what to do with them.

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As much as a concept of a Ferris wheel full of chicken sounds amazing, in practice it’s the worst idea ever. Just look at it.

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Bloody Wimbledon wankers.

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We’re pretty sure this "plate" of mini wellingtons are a safety hazard.

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So is this wellington guillotine. What's with the wellingtons and the violence?

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They said "Only ‘90s kids will understand," and yet here we are...

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A tempura shoe to share, anyone?

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Does this £29 spag-bol come with a discount for self-assembly?

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Thats… That’s not how cheese plates work, you guys.

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That’s one way to ensure people won’t steal your tableware.

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Just shove it in our mouth, why don’t ya.

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Lord have mercy.

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How did we let this happen?

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Where did we go wrong?

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It's not too late to stop this 2k17.

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