BREAKING: Tracy Beaker Has Given Birth To A Baby And You Are Officially Old
Cold, hard facts that prove you have no concept of time:
1, The Spice Girls' 'Wannabe' turns 20 next week
2, Steve Irwin, god rest his soul, passed away almost 10 years ago
3, Robbie Williams went solo in 1996. 20 years ago
4, Tracy Beaker, the curly-haired foster kid who gave you ALL the swearing goals as an angry teenager, has given birth to another human being.
— Simon Brough (@sbrough18) June 23, 2016
You thought she was still bopping about with Elaine The Pain, didn't you - not old enough to meet another adult, grow a baby in her stomach, expel it forth unto the world and look after it for the rest of its life.
But she has, dear readers. She has.
The little lady is named Avarie-Belle Betsy Brough, which *sounds* like a new character in a BBC series about a troubled yet sparky foster child, but it's not. It's real life. Congratulations, Dani Harmer and boyfriend - we're all really fucking old now, but at least we're in this together.
Here's a bunch of other stuff you won't believe happened 20 years ago.
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