Here's A TON Of Home Alone Plot Holes To Ruin Your Christmas
Home Alone is God's perfect Christmas movie, a gloriously silly story about an eight year-old child livin' it up on his own for the first time, then torturing two robbers until they near death. Ahh.
There's no doubt that if the film had been set in 2016 it'd be utter crap.
Kevin would have woken up, realised the family had left for Paris without him, texted his mum and called an Uber to pick him up - end of.
But if you *really* start thinking about it, there are loads of plot holes that make very little sense. Allow the people of Twitter to pick them (and your childhood) apart...
Watching Home Alone as an adult & the magic is gone. If an adult fell like that he'd be dead. I hurt my knees just getting out of bed today
— kelsey darragh (@kelseydarragh) December 18, 2016
The older I get, the more I wonder what Kevin McAllister's dad did to afford his home and a trip to Paris for 9 People! #homealone
— Derek Arnold (@ActorDArnold) December 11, 2016
After successfully booby-trapping his entire house, why is Kevin so impressed by the Old Bloke with a snow shovel? #homealone
— Jenna Martin (@MsJennaMartin) December 18, 2016
MAKES NO SENSE
Home Alone teaches us that a child can't pack a suitcase but can create a fully functional flame thrower to harm a small New Jersey man.
— Lord Goomba (@ObscureGent) December 11, 2016
You know what I never understood... how come @Home_Alone_Kev never just wandered to a school buddy's house n was like ay fam, I crash?
— Gosty the Snowman ⛄ (@Roflgoster) December 15, 2016
The moral of Home Alone is don't have children.
— Tweets By Dreidel (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 13, 2016
Oh, and this absolute gem of an observation
That moment you realize Donald Trump is in Home Alone 2.... LOL wtf is life.
— ☾Cupquake ♡ (@iHasCupquake) December 17, 2016
Sigh. Happy Christmas, everyone.
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