Ofcom Has Ranked British Swear Words From Kind Of Okay To Super Naughty
Media regulation is a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it. And that also means that somebody's gotta work out what time naughty swears are allowed to be shown on TV.
Ofcom has done this by researching and writing a big-ass report that includes their conclusions on which swears are the most disgraceful and which ones are... well, fine. They're fine.
So here we go, from "Milder" to "Strongest", Britain's favourite swear words! The results may surprise you.
- Jesus Christ
- Pissed/Pissed off
- Son of a bitch
- Beef curtains
That's it! You're through. Why is "beaver" worse than "bullshit"? We have NFI. But God speed in using these appropriately now. Fuck.
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