Read The Insane List Of Demands A Student Sent Her New Flatmate
Meet Winnie. She's headed to university for the first time and was *really* looking forward to it - until now.
She got an email from her new roommate, who refers to herself as 'a ticking time bomb' - and it goes from holy-crap-this-is-bad, to worse.
My roommate that I haven't even met... pic.twitter.com/OkJwUF8LGp
— Winnie (@miniwinnieee) September 1, 2016
The student had apparently emailed Winnie and their other new roomate Ashley, and after two days with no response, began her correspondence with this :
"Okay, so I’m not sure why neither of you responded back to my emails, but I don’t really care, just as long as you both know this and understand that I’m not gonna settle for anything less than what I’m gonna tell you that I’m gonna get once I arrive in the dorm".
After a super-hostile list of demands, she ended her rant with:
"So as a final reminder: I am getting the top bunk of the bunk bed with the bed on the bottom, I am getting one of the white closets, and I’m getting the desk near the window. That’s fair enough to ask considering that I’m giving up fighting for the bottom bunk." Oh boy.
Winnie posted up Ashley's eventual response, which went a lil' something like this:
— Winnie (@miniwinnieee) September 2, 2016
Our fave bit:
"Here's a list of things we don't appreciate:
1. You assuming off the bat that we are ignoring you. Please don't play the vicitim. It's petty.
2. You making all of these demands. While it may not seem like it to you, it seems like it to us.
3. Your attitude. GIRRRLLL, WE HAVEN'T EVEN MET YET."
The housemate's response?
"I'm also really chill. But as you can see from my previous email, I am like a ticking time bomb that sets off when certain things I don't like happen to me... so, now that I've said a little more about myself and my piece on the situation, if you'd like to request another roomate that's fine. But if not that's cool too, I'd appreciate it if you'd take the top bunk with the desk underneath (lol)."
It did a really great job of convincing her new roomies she was super relaxed...
@cmvkoi FR im trying to request a switch rn
— Winnie (@miniwinnieee) September 1, 2016
Winnie and Ashley are still waiting to hear back from the housing association. And we're still waiting on Winnie's twitter feed - moving-in day's coming up fast...
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