Rich People Literally Want To Drink Your Blood
Since we found out that the blood of youths might hold the key to immortality, it was only a matter of time before some hotshot entrepreneur started selling teen blood to the rich.
Well, that time is now.
That's right, a start up called Ambrosia LLC (a reference to Greek mythology, because of course it is) has hit the news due to its founder discussing their 'blood transfusion' service. A service intended to 'reverse aging'. So this all obviously sounds totally fine.
Apparently the company's blood donors are all aged under 25, and although their clients must be over 35, they're generally closer to retirement age.
Which means that old, rich people, not happy with devastating the housing market, have now moved on to literally supping on millennial blood. But if only we'd all just stop buying our lattes and playing Pokyemans, right? RIGHT?
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