The Daily Mail Genuinely Just Slut-Shamed An Elephant
Okay, let's get one thing straight before we begin. Yes, this elephant does have large elephant breasts.
But being the empowered young mammal that she is, she let them hang, freed her nipples, and shunned the XXXXXL sports bra Susie from Debenhams snidely reccommended.
Oh wait, no she didn't. BECAUSE SHE'S AN ELEPHANT. AND SHE'S NAKED LIKE ELEPHANTS ARE. AND SHE HAS BREASTS TO Y'KNOW, FEED HER YOUNG. SO IT'S TOTALLY FINE AND NOT WORTH WRITING A NEWS STORY ABOUT.
Enter: the Daily Mail.
The brilliant twitter account Daily Mail Comments was the first to notice this vicious slut-shaming of our big-eared pal.
But because it's the Mail, this story wouldn't be complete without a peek at the comments section:
Ah. Cool. Okay. We're just off to rinse our eyes now.
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