This Is Not A Drill: KFC-Flavoured Nail Polish Now Exists
The beauty industry is doomed. We know this much already.
The arrival of toe contouring, clear tights with nail polish ready-stamped onto the toes and the A4 waist challenge (where teens measure the width of their waists against A4 sheets of paper for lols) signalled a new wave of weird and not-so-wonderful beauty fads.
Fronted by demi-god Zoella, we can only think they're designed to make young people feel shit about themselves in a plethora of fresh and fun new ways. But the latest in this long list left a really bad taste in our mouths. Because it tasted like chicken. It was chicken-flavoured nail polish.
If you're thinking that's a step too far and HAS to be a joke product, check out the promo video below. Hailing from Hong Kong, the limited-edition edible nail polish was created as a tribute to the world famous “It’s Finger Lickin’ Good” slogan", according to Racked.com.
These guys really seem to like it, but they're probably getting paid at least a fiver to smell like dead bird and wear those tracksuits, so don't get too excited.
Could the last person on Earth please turn the lights out?
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