When you're straight, you face oppression every day of your life. No one bats an eyelid when you make out with your crush on the street, or when you casually mention you're married down the pub, or when you walk home alone at night dressed in your straight club gear through a shady neighbourhood... Seriously, it's like you don't even exist! #TheStruggleIsReal.
But never fear, hetero pals, there's now a day for you all to feel included and like the world is paying you some attention for a change! Introducing #HeterosexualPrideDay!
Here are some of our favourite responses from Twitter dot com.
The question every LGBT+ person is dying to know
"So how do you... you know... have sex?"#HeterosexualPrideDay— Effi Mai (@EffiMai) June 29, 2016
Coming soon to a top trend near you
People wanna know about your big day
I'd love to hear some coming out stories #HeterosexualPrideDay— Alexandrite ✨ (@TheFallonator) June 29, 2016
Because we all need allies
#HeterosexualPrideDay for all those with the strength and courage to be the sexuality everybody already assumed you were— Civil Savage (@Hustle_Scholar) June 29, 2016
Freedom of travel for all
Believe in yourself
"Don't be silly, you're not straight, it's just a phase"— Effi Mai (@EffiMai) June 29, 2016
People can be so bigoted
#HeterosexualPrideDay here's for all the times you heard— tori (@manuphowell) June 29, 2016
"your love is a sin"
"You are a disgrace to family!"
"God doesn't approve of this"
Solidarity is for everyone, not just the oppressed
#HeterosexualPrideDay: Brought to you by the creators of "All Lives Matter."— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) June 29, 2016
Because the people need to know your struggle
waking up to see that #HeterosexualPrideDay is trending??? y'all must live hard lives 😢 must be hard to be straight 😢 being bullied for it 😢— masochism (@kennysosuave) June 29, 2016
The pain of not having any pain is still pain
#HeterosexualPrideDay being straight and not having to worry about judgement or even getting killed bc of your sexuality must be so hard😢— Jordan. (@HausOfJordane) June 29, 2016
So many issues faced the world over
Ah yes, #HeterosexualPrideDay, for all the individuals around the world who are systemically oppressed for their heterosexuality— Jose A. DelReal (@jdelreal) June 29, 2016
So, happy #HeterosexualPrideDay! Hope you all stay strong when you wake up tomorrow... and Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, basically ANY OF THE ALREADY EXISTING HETEROSEXUAL PRIDE DAYS YOU FUCKING SELF-ENTITLED IDIOTS.