Hey, have you seen that guy's cock and balls? You know - the ones that exploded out of his trousers as he attempted to get down to a Rihanna song? He wasn't wearing any pants, for some reason.
No? It's a pretty big deal on the internet today. Here it is, if you haven't.
MY LUNGS HAVE COLLAPSED 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀 https://t.co/635sRLsgwj— Chad Vaught (@ChadVaught) February 23, 2016
Look at that reaction. A heady mixture of horror and resignation, full in the knowledge that his dick has now become a viral joke. It is quite possible - and probable - that his great, great grandchildren will watch this video. They will be bullied mercilessly because of it.
But he isn't the first, and he won't be the last. So, in honour of this man and his much-mentioned unmentionables, we've gathered together a bunch of other people who instantly regretted their decision...