Complaining. You love to do it. LOVE it.
Don't lie to us, because everyone does and that is A-ok - especially when you're penning a particularly salty correspondence with a brand after they FUCKED YOU OVER, YES FUCKED YOU RIGHT OVER AND IT WAS UTTER BOLLOCKS. This guy even made a YouTube video to express his shock and disdain:
And many others have gone to even greater, more hilarious lengths to show the world how they, the little man, were wronged by a big biiiillllionaire company. Check 'em out and be inspired - it's only a matter of time until McDonald's give you 85 chips instead of 89.