11 Things Happening In A Parallel Universe Right Now

Someone is reading the opposite of this article, for a start

1. People are enjoying looking at your holiday photos

2. Exes are happily bumping into each other

3. Planets are visiting humanariums to watch humans floating through space

4. You only ever see baby pigeons

5. Traffic cones are getting drunk and stealing people

6. Men are the childbearers

7. Ringo is everyone's favourite Beatle

8. We boo by way of appreciation

9. Sticks throw dogs for us to chase

10. Fish dwell on land, while  we make a new life under the sea

11. Bears don't shit in the woods

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