11 Times Melissa McCarthy Was The Woman You Always Dreamed Of Being

Preach McCarthy. P.R.E.A.C.H.

Listen up, fun fans: we've got brand spankin' new Mike & Molly on Comedy Central at 9:30pm tonight, and you know what? We're pretty damn excited.

Because who better than Melissa McCarthy to help us celebrate International Women's Day in style? She's goals-ier than Cristiano Ronaldo writing a to-do list, after all.

And in tribute to the fiery funnywoman, here are just some of the ways that her life reflects our very own...

When you're in conversation with a hottie, and you haven't listened to a word they've said

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When your housemate shouts at you for using all of the hot water in the shower

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When the chicken shop guy doesn't charge you for dips even though he should

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When your housemate left his essay until the last minute and wants yours as "a guide"

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When the interviewer asks about your hobbies and interests

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When your puppy poops in the sugar puffs

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When the bartender shows you the bill

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When you look in the mirror after waking up from a really heavy night

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When you pee at a house party but people won't leave the bathroom

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When you really want them to leave, so you decide to gross them out

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When you get to the end of a list about Mellisa McCarthy

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New Mike & Molly on Comedy Central at 9:30pm every Tuesday!