Bullies. They're the worst. Unless after a decade of torment, teasing and pig's tails, they realise their weird little cousin with the lightening bolt scar was right all along. But mostly, they're The Worst.
If you're lucky enough to have a big sister, at least you've got yourself some back up. If you're lucky enough to have a 12 year-old called Ava, you've got yourself a bully-booting, fire-breathing, dragon-riding SLAY MACHINE who'll grind your adversaries to dust. Legit. She will end. them.
Check out the invitation card she wrote to her sister's bullies when she got wind of how badly they were treating her (uploaded to Twitter by her babysitter, who's now cowering in a corner somewhere):
*Cringes out of skin*
Elke (what kind of a dumbass name is Elke, anyway?), Grace and Ashley, we hope you've got some first class stamps - she's expecting that RSVP reeeeeeeal quick. We sent one too. You know, just in case.