Breakups are awful, but like bruises, cheese, and The American Office, it does get better with time.
Now, if someone gets being single, it's Amy Schumer.
So here's everyone post-breakup story in easily-digestible (and hilarious) GIF form...
Your Single Life As Told By Amy SchumerSo. Many. Moustaches.
1 of 13Comedy CentralBreakups are awful, but like bruises, cheese, and The American Office, it does get better with time. Now, if someone gets being single, it's Amy Schumer. Like that beautiful week you're allowed to let your facial hair flow free...
2 of 13Comedy CentralYou start the long, painful process of drowning your sorrows with endless Disney films.
3 of 13Comedy CentralBefore realising that real life doesn't have any prince charmings, and you start to drown your sorrows in a more... literal sense.
4 of 13Comedy CentralLeading to that one, regrettable drunk call to your ex that goes about as well as you'd expect.
5 of 13Comedy CentralAnd the cycle continues.
6 of 13Comedy CentralBut then, one night, you think 'that's it, no more moping around the house feeling sorry for myself, I'm ready to get out there again'! You are an amazing person who's fun to be around, locking yourself away is unfair to the WORLD!
7 of 13Comedy CentralSo you make a few bad Tinder bang decisions...
8 of 13Comedy CentralAnd maybe you meet someone you really thought you had a connection with...
9 of 13Comedy CentralWho then turns out to only be into the 'friends with benefits / polyamorous' thing.
10 of 13Comedy CentralYou know what to do at that point.
11 of 13Comedy CentralThen, one night, you're out on the town with your pals, and who do you spot hanging out in front of your favourite club but your Asshole Ex and all the bad memories come flooding right back.
12 of 13Comedy CentralSo you start a relationship with the only man you can ever rely on - the Deliveroo guy.
13 of 13Comedy CentralBut then you remember that you're a boss bitch who can't be tamed, and though you don't have the answers right now, you're working on it. You'll get there. You are a boss.
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