13 People Who Are Definitely Not Master Criminals

With all the talk of ingenious heists, here's 13 other criminals who have not quite mastered their craft yet.

[subheader]This Guy Who Forgot His Escape Route[/subheader]

[subheader]Eating The Evidence[/subheader]

[subheader]This Guy Who Took A Chair Shot[/subheader]

[subheader]They're Attached For Exactly This Reason[/subheader]

[subheader]Most Australian Crime Ever[/subheader]

[subheader]Least Conspicuous Name Ever[/subheader]

[subheader]Try Stealing A Belt Next Time[/subheader]

[subheader]Stupid Crime Aside...That Outfit?[/subheader]

[subheader]No, Please You Have The Gun[/subheader]

[subheader]This ID Fail[/subheader]

[subheader]The Mugger Who Got Mugged[/subheader]

[subheader]He Just Couldn't Help Himself[/subheader]

[subheader]Don't Mind Me, I'm Just A Tree[/subheader]