13 Shit Dinosaurs

The new Jurassic World trailer tries to make us think dinosaurs are dead scary. But they're not. They're shit. Have a look at this bunch of ponces.

[subheader]Chirostenotes[/subheader]

Hey dipshit, you're not supposed to evolve into a chicken for another 65 million years.

[subheader]Crylophosaurus[/subheader]

You know what's scarier than a t-rex? A t-rex with a tiara. Said no one ever.

[subheader]Microraptor[/subheader]

WATCH OUT EVERYONE, HE'S GOT FEATHERS.

[subheader]Caudipteryx[/subheader]

Look at this wuss. One comment about his plumage and he's straight home crying to mummy.

[subheader]Anzu wyliei[/subheader]

Aww, what happened? Did you step on some pre-historic lego?

[subheader]Dromiceiomimus[/subheader]

Because nothing's scarier than a dinosaur who looks as if he's just been told off by his boss for dropping a plate.

[subheader]Irritator[/subheader]

Yes, that's its real name. It might look scary but actually it just hogs the remote and drinks all your milk.

[subheader]Lambeosaurus[/subheader]

Mate, maybe if you did a bit of cardio once in a while we'd actually take you seriously.

[subheader]Sinosauropteryx[/subheader]

This one's actually terrifying. If you're a tiny block of cheese.

[subheader]Beipiaosaurus[/subheader]

Really, you're going to eat us? And risk getting blood on your nice clean coat? You're basically a walking cuddle.

[subheader]Bambiraptor[/subheader]

What you gonna do mate? Fan us to death?

[subheader]T-Rex[/subheader]

This one's supposed to be scary, but if this artist's impression is anything to go by he was a right puny little shit. Jurassic Pansies more like.

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