Hey dipshit, you're not supposed to evolve into a chicken for another 65 million years.
You know what's scarier than a t-rex? A t-rex with a tiara. Said no one ever.
WATCH OUT EVERYONE, HE'S GOT FEATHERS.
Look at this wuss. One comment about his plumage and he's straight home crying to mummy.
Aww, what happened? Did you step on some pre-historic lego?
Because nothing's scarier than a dinosaur who looks as if he's just been told off by his boss for dropping a plate.
Yes, that's its real name. It might look scary but actually it just hogs the remote and drinks all your milk.
Mate, maybe if you did a bit of cardio once in a while we'd actually take you seriously.
This one's actually terrifying. If you're a tiny block of cheese.
Really, you're going to eat us? And risk getting blood on your nice clean coat? You're basically a walking cuddle.
What you gonna do mate? Fan us to death?
This one's supposed to be scary, but if this artist's impression is anything to go by he was a right puny little shit. Jurassic Pansies more like.