Getting married, what's that about, eh? Ever-lasting love? Two people presenting their unique bond to their all-mighty God, making vows to serve him evermore? Cashing in on a cheeky tax break under David Cameron?
No, actually. It's about the dress (and the party, but mostly the dress. And the cake. And the presents. Ooh, and the champagne). But seriously, the dress. You probably have the decency to pretend it's about all the mushy love stuff, but at least these guys are brazen with where they spent the money (and after seeing their choices, you're gonna need to rethink a few things).